5420 lake sarah heights drive

Looking for the mullet of houses? Outside it’s all Swiss Chalet, Sound of Music. Step inside and you’ll hear Austin Powers whispering, “Yeah, baby!” Retro woodwork, vaulted ceilings, and a vibe that’s equal parts 70’s ski lodge and shagadelic love shack. Privacy? You betcha. 1.67 wooded acres so quiet you’ll forget you’re just a short drive from The Cities. And with deeded access to sandy Lake Sarah, you can launch on fishing opener, cold plunge in January, or float all summer with an ice-cold pop and a little Top the Tater waiting back at the house. Sure, she’s got a skosh of deferred maintenance... uff da, nothing you and your contractor can’t handle. Oh for cryin’ out loud, bring your vision board while you’re at it. But where else are you gonna find a retro chalet with endless possibilities? Turn it into your own hotdish headquarters, an Instagram-worthy cabin retreat, or just keep it as your private Austin Powers hideaway in the woods. Seller prefers cash or strong conventional. As-is sale. The possibilities? Skol, baby