5350 dry valley rd

1.63 ACRES FOR ONLY $75,000 - A DEAL SO GOOD EVEN THE YETI IS SHAKING HIS HEAD (Mad? Maybe. Friendly? Absolutely.) At just $75,000, this 1.63-acre Scofield Mountain Estates lot is priced so low the local Yeti wandered by, shrugged his giant shoulders, and said, "You've got to be kidding me." He's not angry - just mildly confused at how anyone is letting this one go for that price. This is your chance to grab a mountain getaway without emptying your wallet or sacrificing your dignity. Peaceful mornings, crisp mountain air, endless views, and enough space to finally breathe - all for less than what some people spend on a side-by-side. Surrounded by everything you want: Mountains that make your phone camera feel important Wildlife that stops by like nosy neighbors Trails for hiking, exploring, thinking, or avoiding family group chats The lake just minutes away for fishing, boating, or relaxing Year-round access and high-speed internet options Build a cabin, park your toys, or create a getaway spot that makes your friends wonder how you pulled this off for $75K. No seller financing - but at this price, you probably won't need it. Buyer to verify all lot details, including acreage, utilities, boundaries, zoning, and whether the friendly Yeti actually waves back. Square footage figures are provided as a courtesy estimate only. Buyer is advised to obtain an independent measurement.